YOUR NIAGARA PAUL

Wednesday 4 July 2012

BAYFIELD INLET, OLDAGE MUTANT BAYFIELD TURTLE

This is our pet turtle "Franklin Donnatello". I know what you are saying "he 
looks more like Michelangelo", but.



Boy, that's a fairly large turtle!
He snaps in the morning
He snaps at night.
He snaps at the bugs
As he takes each bite.
He snaps so much,
He's quite a sight.
Snap! Snap! Snap!

A turtle is a reptile.
Its home is on its back.
It never has to worry,
If someone will attack.
When it spies an enemy,
What does it do so well?
It simply takes its head and feet
And tucks inside its shell

Snapping Turtles can live to be fifty years old.
What's up with mock turtle necks?
Swimmers need not worry if troubled by F.D.'s presence. He's happy on his own under the dock. And please, no petting.




I have a little turtle,
He lives in a box.
He swims in the water
And he climbs on the rocks.
He snapped at a minnow
He snapped at a flea
He snapped at a mosquito
And he snapped at me.
He caught the minnow,
He caught the flea,
He caught the mosquito,
But he didn't catch me!


Strange, I'm going to wax our car.

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